(K. CradaddockC. Gibson)
Who's that alley cat
Scratchin' in the trashcan?
come on get your feet off the bed
Everyone's goin' to the one-way rag.
Poppa put your shoes on
Can't dance with the blues on.
Come on get yourself in drag
Everyone's goin' to the one way rag
No two ways about it
You don' have to shout and scream about it
Ain't gonna listen to my neighbours
Gonna get in my car and step on the gas
Ain't no fastback's gonna get past me
No-to the one way rag
Feel the one way clown
Turn your face upside down
Get out of that lonesome bag
Everyone's gone to the one way rag
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